The Devil, our silent guardian

~ by someone at facebook

Actually, the devil gave humans critical thinking, which God didn’t want. He wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge of whatever-the-hell so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil did us a favor and turned the table there with a single conversation.

Also, the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the Bible, while God killed somewhere around 2.3 million.

He understands human nature, but doesn’t judge you for being human. He accepts God’s unwanted children unconditionally.

And still, he’s the dickhead. Why? Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s our silent guardian. A watchful protector.

A dark knight.